Looking for a better holeshot

it needs JBS radiator shields...whats all the dirt on the cage?

thats from my fat ass rolling it over tuesday doing donuts.  my old body can't take that too many times.

thekevin wrote:

thats from my fat ass rolling it over tuesday doing donuts.  my old body can't take that too many times.

 OLD?  33???  JUST WAIT!!! 

thekevin wrote:

27th.... I will have videos.

 Can you change you sig now to say "JBS RACE RED" I'd for people to think its still SE black!

Thats tough looking alright, and a good diet, those guys are going to have rhino all over them:!:  

Well I got my bazzaz in today and just sent james a pm to go ahead and order an auto tune.  What map do I need to run to start with.  I did the search on bazzaz's website and didn't find anything for the rhino 700's.

Geterdone and bust some pooplaris azz!!!Your on your way!!

So does anyone have a map I can use for the bazzaz until my auto tune gets here.

I took a picture of what I am dealing with.  You can see it turns the tires over a bit right at the bottom when I gas it, then about 18" out it does it again, then about 4ft. past that it just lights the tires up.

call scottwv, he is a crazy fuckin redneck WV woods, balls to wall, don't give a fuck racer!

I am going to give my insurance policy a good look over tomorrow and then I am going to burn this mother to the ground.

i will send you one today

I was at this race and from where I was watching it from you were dead last the whole race. Until the guy in 2nd place hit the tire and turned over. So that gave you 4th. Then the guy in the blue rzr didn't race after he went around the caution so he must think hes in a nascar race and its going to finish under caution . He needs to learn the rules or stay home. so that gave you 3rd .The key word is gave you didn't beat any body for it. I would bet money from the sound of them rzr s they are all stock. And they all had a passenger . I think with the money you have spent on your rhino maybe you should have bought a rzr. With all the smack your talking I hope the rzr guys don't see this forum they might race in high gear next time and really put it on you. I hope this don't a make you mad but that's what I saw. Good luck to you. Rhino Bob

hey, Bob, why don't you put you lazy ass in the race and then talk shit... cause watching from the stands makes you a wanna be.....  get a set and put your rhino in it,,,, then you can explain why you LOST too....

No matter what he came out, at least the effort was there and he had a good time... go screw your self.        

whats that tell you about rzr owners..lol...fuck a junky ass rattle trap rzr...i spent less on my motor than my buddy spent on bushings.lmao..this was his first race and had a stock clutch spring.....a rzr wont do what my rhino will and will put money on it

rhino bob wrote:

I was at this race and from where I was watching it from you were dead last the whole race

What the heck is this?
It sure is nice to have you around. I'm glad you can contribute so much to the site and to the topic at hand. Way to start off your first post.

rhino bob wrote:

you didn't beat any body for it

So I'm guessing that if another player/team gets injured in another sport or has mechanical problems then the other team should put a bandaid on his owie and wait until he can get going again? Sometimes great athletes screw up. Sometimes good drivers make a mistake. That's part of the game.

rhino bob wrote:

I think with the money you have spent on your rhino maybe you should have bought a rzr. With all the smack your talking I hope the rzr guys don't see this forum they might race in high gear next time and really put it on you.

You are full of smiles and hugs, aren't you?

Why is it that you RZR guys always resort to the money? If a guy in a Rhino beats you at the drag races, the number one response we hear is, "Well, you have a lot of money tied up in that Rhino. I could turn around and put the same amount of money in my RZR and whoop your ass." Um, ok. Let's hear more excuses about how you could hypothetically get a RZR to beat that Rhino. It isn't going to be cheap. Let me go read the RZR forums again and see how many guys are rocking stock bikes...

Maybe you aren't reading the same RZR forum as me, but when I'm over there I sure read a lot of topics where newbs with their RZR-S want to hop it up. They want MOAR power. And what do the guys on those RZR forums say but, "Git u a terbo, bro!" or "Shoulda got teh 900!" or most recently, "There's the 1000 coming out that'll blow away the Maverick. Yeah, trade ur 800 for that!" Bottom line, the 800 motor isn't cheap to coax more power out. So bust out that checkbook as you try to keep up with that mildly built Rhino in a drag race.

Who knows, maybe the RZR boys will indeed put it in High gear next time and bring the ass whoopin'. Or, more likely, they'll put it in High range and smoke the belt. Or blow out their front diff.

You can't possibly think you are going to come over here and blast one of our members.

Hey Bob maybe you can bring your Rhino out to the next race Saturday night and we can race for last place. 

You do realize that all of those RZR's were 800s's but one and it was a RZR 800 with nitrous which are all 760cc's and my Rhino is only a 686cc.  As far as weight goes even with their passengers my Rhino outweighed them by a couple hundred pounds.

As far as giving the race away it's called making mistakes and taking advantage of mistakes.  There were two mistakes made and it put them in the last two places.

As far as them seeing this post, I hope they do see it.  I hope they see that I am doing everything I can to try and make my heavy utility sxs beat their light sport sxs's.  If I wanted a RZR I would have just went out and bought a 900xp and it would be no contest, but that's not what I'm after.

See you at the track Saturday night, come talk to me, I'm a nice guy.  My Rhino isn't black anymore, it's red and will look a little funny with some of the stuff we are trying.

hey rhino blob go the fuck back to the pooplaris site and eat shit      you dick

At to go Kevin,very honest way you lay it out,your machine is different the than a RZR and thats the way we all want it here.When you are in a race you go for it and within the rules anything goes if somebody has a problem,advantage Kevin or the other way for someone else. I watched the race what I saw was a slow start,but after that you were out braking and out turning those lighter,faster sport side x sides when you took the jump you caught them even quicker. With the work you have done recently I think that you will put on a very good showing for yourself and possibly put the smack down on a couple more of those over hyped, over rated machine and there drivers. GOOD LUCK KEVIN CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU RACE NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS. 

HEY BOB! (finger) you and your Polaris..

Keep up the good work Kevin. I can't wait to see your next video!    

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 From the video I seem posted. You have to groups. You have two Rzr s. out front with passengers about half a lap in front of the rest.Then you have rzr's a rzr and a rhino. 1st of all I give you props for racing with them and not turning it over in those swoops. But with all the stuff you have done to yours you should be right there with those rzr's . I have seen stock rhinos run threw the woods with the rzr's and they couldn't keep up with the rhino. Looks like a lot of it is up to the drivers in this course. And hey let's all remember everyone can have there own opinion even rhino bob. There's no reason to get hateful. I have had three rhinos and done tons to them. And ride with a lot of razor owners and we all get along. Come on boys it's for fun. It's costing you to race even if you when

Wow.......I was once a Rhino-guy. You guys have this hard-on against Polaris. Face it, you ass has been chapped. There is no more Rhino. Sell that outdated shit or wait for the "Next 5-years".......I can buy 2008 Rhinos that have never seen dirt, used on a road-race team to pull racecars in the pits for $3500.00 each.. The highest-hour one has 90 hrs....... They have 5 of them.....I've bought 2 of them for friends for cost..... Not sure if the other 3 is worth the investment...

That looks like a blast. I think you did real good. Some more
power a little suspesion tweaking better tires. Oh yeah
 Bigger balls to handle it all. Youll be all over those guys.
give them hell tomorrow night and good luck.

Whitey wrote:

Wow.......I was once a Rhino-guy. You guys have this hard-on against Polaris. Face it, you ass has been chapped. There is no more Rhino. Sell that outdated shit or wait for the "Next 5-years".......I can buy 2008 Rhinos that have never seen dirt, used on a road-race team to pull racecars in the pits for $3500.00 each.. The highest-hour one has 90 hrs....... They have 5 of them.....I've bought 2 of them for friends for cost..... Not sure if the other 3 is worth the investment...

 what I don't understand is if you've gone to the Polaris way and have nothing constructive to say about the lowly rhino why your still here other than to stir shit    i'm sure there's a ranger site