I have a idea

It seems to me every time you (James) go out on one of your big rides your sells seem to go up probably due to people getting to see that beast run. So here's the idea you could set me up with mid-travel wich JP already agreed to pay for half of (Thanks JP) and I could drive around and smoke people's ass and video it and put it on U-Tube and Scott has already agreed to be a pr person for this project and we all know he is a people person. I'm just thanking of you James cause seeing how your sells are going to sky-rocket you will have to be around the shop all the time. All yea I was thanking around $80,000 a year to start plus rhino maint.

now thats thinkin "OUTSIDE THE BOX"... 

is it a padded box?  that  you escaped from haha

T.Rhino wrote:

It seems to me every time you (James) go out on one of your big rides your sells seem to go up probably due to people getting to see that beast run. So here's the idea you could set me up with mid-travel wich JP already agreed to pay for half of (Thanks JP) and I could drive around and smoke people's ass and video it and put it on U-Tube and Scott has already agreed to be a pr person for this project and we all know he is a people person. I'm just thanking of you James cause seeing how your sells are going to sky-rocket you will have to be around the shop all the time. All yea I was thanking around $80,000 a year to start plus rhino maint.

 damn sign me up to 

Glad to see I have your support guys. Just waiting on James's counter offer now.   

I will handle his IT needs for about that same amount of money.  And of course i will travel to help with the filming.  Remember James you have to spend money to make money.  And good people like us are not cheap.  

chuddly wrote:

I will handle his IT needs for about that same amount of money.  And of course i will travel to help with the filming.  Remember James you have to spend money to make money.  And good people like us are not cheap.  

I really like the way you thank glad to have you on the team !!!

I'll also be needing a "company" vehicle to cruze....GOTTA be blinged-up , when I'm baffling the potential customer with B.S. !!!   

Remember with the company vehicle that to be successful you have to project a successful image to the sucker.....i mean customer.  So we need like a new F350 King Ranch diesel....lifted with like 35" tires on 20" wheels.  If you dont do it James your only hurting your business in the long run.  And hurting your business doesnt earn you extra money.  You use the money to take care of your family right?  So not hiring me and the fellow workers and giving us a big nice new truck is hurting your family by not having money to take care of them.  What kind of person are you that would want to hurt your family?!?!?!  Help end domestic violence and buy us a new F350 King Ranch Diesel!

lol....

chuddly wrote:

Remember with the company vehicle that to be successful you have to project a successful image to the sucker.....i mean customer.  So we need like a new F350 King Ranch diesel....lifted with like 35" tires on 20" wheels.  If you dont do it James your only hurting your business in the long run.  And hurting your business doesnt earn you extra money.  You use the money to take care of your family right?  So not hiring me and the fellow workers and giving us a big nice new truck is hurting your family by not having money to take care of them.  What kind of person are you that would want to hurt your family?!?!?!  Help end domestic violence and buy us a new F350 King Ranch Diesel!

that was funny shit rite there. We might need to start thanking about putting you over the PR department or BS department what ever you want to call it cause if this was a interview you just got the job. Now give us our damn job you domestic violence supporting asshole.  

Look he is laughing at domestic violence....what kind of sadistic person are we dealing with here???

 I will the the PR/BS position.  Job offer accepted.

Whoa...whoa...whoa... I'm the "pr/bs" feller !!!  I don't need no king ranch to be sportin bling...hell , I'll take a '78 Pinto all "dubbed" out...jus gimme sum buizz-ness cards , and a pinto...I'll make the paper fly !!! 

How about VW bug (mystery machine)  

think small be small boys....if ya don't live like you own the world you never will.

chuddly wrote:

think small be small boys....if ya don't live like you own the world you never will.

Yah, fellas. You get your corporate shennanigans all set up and you will be ready to go public. Me, I'm going for the life of leisure and I'm just gonna watch.  

Come on Steve don't say that we was counting on you for engineering support.

Steve is support....like a jock strap of sorts.  He hangs out in dark places that may smell a bit funky

Dark stanky places.  Lifted Trucks, free maintenance.  I have an idea.  Pay me 3/4 that salary and I'll laugh at all your jokes and shoot t-shirts at the customers from a potato gun. 

Come on james were counting on this